The Men,The Women And The Blogger !


I like to blog it blog it...  I like to blog it blog it... I like to blog it blog it..
So let's do it do it :) an interesting discussion with a NONSENSE blogger helped me to write(blabber) something about this topic, I love to write(confuse) by comparing things, because it is damn easy to compare things than writing a BLAME post, POEM(incredible) and short(LONG) stories which extend up to 4 pages :P and I will try my best to act as a referee while comparing,blaming,judging MEN(bloggers) Vs Women(bloggers) and just because of being an intermediate person (it doesn't mean that i don't belong to either of the category :P)  (A) joke you can Laugh(please)...

Blogger: a person who owns a blog or site and updates it regularly, which can be on specific topic or some all rounder topics.
It implies that Blogger is neither a feminine term nor a masculine term.
So blogger is a person who owns and updates a blog, be it a professional blogger or a rookie blogger like me, we are all bloggers with no men and women discrimination :)

Even then I would like to write about men and women bloggers, just for laugh gags and for few thoughts too, see i can't always blame government in every post ok, i need you people to laugh too :) so this post...  let's think and laugh :)
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Women Bloggers: if you have watched Titanic or some disaster film, when there are very few life boats left. They ask only women and children to escape first, by taking that as a model; here i begin with women...
Women- A sensational topic, if I praise women guys will label me as "DON JUAN", if i try to be harsh on women i will become a "Male chauvinist", what to do.. Let’s take risk..

Women bloggers are dominant and they are considerably high perhaps equal to men, from my class to college, i had more guys in my class than girls :(sob sob !
But here, women bloggers are equal in numbers (shut up Romeo).
Female bloggers are edge over than male bloggers, i accept it and i feel anyone who observes will accept it.

1) LAYOUT: Don’t count the votes or comments. just read their blog and analyze (not their picture), i certainly admire many women bloggers for their writing skills, words selection and the way they narrate things. They are better in ergonomics as well, women bloggers blog will be attractive (includes the flowers and teddies) but still their color selection and layout, gadgets and their taste will be adorable and it will be much better.

2) Communication skills: I must accept it too, women are better than men in communication skills, Women bloggers tend to communicate more effectively, they focus on how to create a solution and how to finish it up the post and that works for the readers, taking sensational issues and they will find a better solution, NO BAD WORDS and their emoticons, and empathy will attract readers. 
Science itself speaks; women hold languages in both of their hemispheres, while men hold it only on the dominant hemisphere.
I have experienced this while shopping with my mom; she can easily bargain things which my dad cannot: P

3)Temperament: Women are delicate creatures and so women bloggers has a good temperament, they will argue like hell to prove their point and at times they may never accept the other's view and argues, but the way they take you will be a soft approach.
NO foul words and few good hearts will silently hear all your sarcasms and let it off.

4) EGO FACTOR: Everyone as a human will have ego in them, may be the magnitude will differ but everyone has it and women has it much (i feel), " HIIIII... “Send to some women in chat, reply will come like "Hi."  and important thing to note is, reply will come 5 minutes later :P
Few deliberately avoids and suspects people to hold their standards, that's for very true and few women bloggers will never visit your blog unless you visit them :P few expects comments, if you go have a visit at their place(blog) and make a comment then ONLY they will show their face at your blog :P 
Watch out guys, few female bloggers looks like they never bothers you but they are silently watching your moves, once you visit their blog, you will be awarded their visit :P

5)Talent Factor: I am not telling that women are more talented than men, talents has no gender, color and race, Talent is like a thing which everyone has but very few exposes and very few acknowledges it.
Coming to the comparison, Female bloggers shows multi-talent  than male bloggers, usually male bloggers will be either having a photography blog, humor blog, non sense blog etc.
But female bloggers (as far as i know) has art blogs, poem blogs, short stories blogs etc,they concentrate on single topic at times and excels in that.

They are better than male in multiple tasking and don't forget they shine in what they do, few shines in art, few in poem and few in social reform. but certainly as far as i have seen female bloggers are much talented and gifted.
                              
If you have analyzed the PODIUM, every contest will definitely have winners and mostly it comprises a female (i believe). They are good at organizing in what they do, they wont blabber and leave readers confused like me....

Now i must analyze MALE bloggers hehehe :)


1)Layout: i don't think you can find flowers or toys here, be happy if you don't find some SAW posters in their blog, guys are good commentators.. They will exactly find out a good figure even if she is coming in a kilometer distance.
If you are a good listener you can be a good speaker like that, few guys are good at selecting colors and selecting harsh gadgets, trust me there are some guys with weird colors. There must be a caution board “BEWARE OF COLORS "...
Guys are not fragile and tender, they are harsh and so their blogs. you cannot expect adorable flowers but be happy if you don't find some ZOMBIES in their blog :P

2)Communication Skills: Here comes the killer :P, in my class i had guys who were certainly talented than any other soul, they will murmur all the answers professor asks for but they never communicates it, communication is the key skill to express our talents and we must use apt words at apt place, personally i don't have great exposure to sexy words, i will use normal words and so many guys. Female bloggers are edge over than male bloggers in communication, be it poem or stories, considerably they are better.

3)Temperament: He he... as i said Guys are not fragile, everyone knows it, go and scold a guys as "***", you will receive multiplied words "***** *** ** ** * *", so male bloggers are certainly against one thing and that is " IF YOU SPEAK AGAINST THEM THEY WILL HATE YOU".
I went in to a guy's blog and expressed my contempt over his write up, he never visited and never replied and never commented on my blog again :P 
Guys hate bad reviews and they will be harsh, this is certainly a negative thing, interaction with a guy will be worst than an interaction with a women.
P;S- Women hates men, men hates men :P :P :P :P

4)Ego Factor: i am laughing again, few guys are like buffaloes, if a girl comes and yell, "HEHEHE" will be the reaction. EGO is certainly lesser for guys, but they feel like an huge embarrassment if a women comes and corrects his mistakes: P
Yes it is natural: P  just visit the history...
Guys won't bother even if you don't visit their blog, they will write write write and few votes votes votes: P guys has ego but it is much less comparing to a women. Elastic limit is there for everything, after that cookie will crumble :)
If you are a women, just go to a guy's blog and post " wonderful post, i loved it".. 
Reply: hey you?? Thanks thankss a Lott,,, i am happy
Then he will tweet to you
: " hey thanks for visiting my blog "
Then he will mail you:" hey there? thanks for visiting my blog"

5)Talent Factor: It is damn difficult for a women to beat a guy in humor and photography, photography blogs which in my experience, most of the blogs are from guys, because guys travels a lot(also a reason), but guys will have a great creativity in defining things :P
They are best in explaining things with humor, HUMOR factor is much with guys, be it foul words or appreciating words or sarcasm, guys will do it best.
SPORTS: guys are glued to sports, so you can't overcome a guy in sports and it is his passion, sports blogs and they way they unite their blog and associate it with what they do will be terrific.
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Important point about blogging is SHARING VIEWS, we can't expect everyone to view a thing in our way, so i don't and won't expect you to accept my points, its one among my weird posts, obviously it has no use and i have no rights to judge people or label people, but i feel i can share what i feel :P

Every baskets has a rotten fruit and also a sweetest fruit in it, by just seeing one or two rotten fruit in a basket NO WISE men will throw the entire basket. 
if he commits so, he must be a retard :P

We are coming to the end of the post huh,,, so as a KID blogger i compared you all GIANT bloggers, don't take it in a bad manner,, i always have a great respect for you, even if you consider me as a BAD ROTTEN PIECE, i wont worry :)
Just express your views over this post and my weird comparisons :P

5)Talent Factor: It is damn difficult for a women to beat a guy in humor and photography, photography blogs which in my experience, most of the blogs are from guys, because guys travels a lot(also a reason), but guys will have a great creativity in defining things :P
They are best in explaining things with humor, HUMOR factor is much with guys, be it foul words or appreciating words or sarcasm, guys will do it best.
SPORTS: guys are glued to sports, so you can't overcome a guy in sports and it is his passion, sports blogs and they way they unite their blog and associate it with what they do will be terrific.
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Important point about blogging is SHARING VIEWS, we can't expect everyone to view a thing in our way, so i don't and won't expect you to accept my points, its one among my weird posts, obviously it has no use and i have no rights to judge people or label people, but i feel i can share what i feel :P

Every baskets has a rotten fruit and also a sweetest fruit in it, by just seeing one or two rotten fruit in a basket NO WISE men will throw the entire basket.
if he commits so, he must be a retard :P

We are coming to the end of the post huh,,, so as a KID blogger i compared you all GIANT bloggers, don't take it in a bad manner,, i always have a great respect for you, even if you consider me as a BAD ROTTEN PIECE, i wont worry :)
Just express your views over this post and my weird comparisons :P

75 comments:

  1. thats a nice comparison although i believe at times guys suck when it comes to humor :D (i have gone through numerous humor posts on indi and i felt those were submitted in the wrong category). thanx for the backlink again :D.

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  2. @factsandnonsense LOL :P but i added this one on weird, i believe all my posts are weird :P :P so it is safe :)

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  3. interest interest read read
    blog it blog it

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  4. Deep thoughts from Deep-ak, LOL. I love the way you accessed them. I can see you marrying a woman in future :). BTW, You have a small correction to be made, you said 'I am not telling that females are more talented than women'. May be you wanted to say male? One more point to be noticed about men bloggers or what? ;)

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  5. Amazing write up deepak ji, beautifully presented....:-)

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  6. nice and a different kind I read after a long long time....so blog it blog it blog it

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  7. @Farila haha thanks a ton mam :) espl for that error.. i changed it..
    glad that you informed me :)
    plz continue that work :)

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  8. @hridyanubhuti halooooooooooo am nottt JI :( thanks a lot for your words :)

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  9. Deepak, you did a great analysis and I do agree with many points. But, I feel blogging is all about passion and getting readers who appreciate your talent. Pretty pictures can get you hits but not comments. It will keep for followers but not honest readers...

    Bottom line is your readers know you better than yourself at times...And, blog on what you are passionate about...

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  10. @Saru Singhal well said saru ji .. it's all about passion :)
    i don't have enormous and great readers to understand me :P :) hehe !
    being weird has got lot of problems:) :):)
    thanks for reading it patiently :) :)

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  11. What a research, Deepak! Amazing! Interesting. Never realised what female bloggers are good at and where male bloggers excel. Good analysis.

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  12. I think this is the best post of yours I have read Deepak. :)
    Great analysis and comparison.

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  13. very Interesting post...and being a woman i am maha thrilled:)again,very well written.

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  14. Somewhat generalised..but interesting!

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  15. Nice post! This is generalized and many points are random. But I agree with few points. Keep it up!

    Love
    http://www.meghasarin.blogspot.com

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  16. You seem to have done a research in there. Great job bro.

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  17. @Leo Paw haha LOL bro.. no research just experience :)

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  18. Whoa.. deep thoughts..! I blog as a hobby, so its fun.! Your points are thought provoking..! As for your comment on my site, please feel free to do a write up on V day. Am sure would be a great read..! As for the giveaway, you have to post a comment & join facebook or GFC.. so ipad2 ... next time :)

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  19. Interesting .. what i find funny is I am sure i have mentioned .. not male MALE's like commenting on MALE bloggers articles :)

    but you definitely have done some research on this ...

    Bikram's

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  20. The effort put behind the write-up is visible. And content is unique. Never thought so deep about these things.

    A tremendous attempt to make others understand the nuances lurking beneath the blogworld.

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  21. @AnzziPAD next time ? :( :( SAD SAD
    thanks for your visit

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  22. @BikramjitThanks bikram :) i am sure i haven't mentioned you anywhere other than the place of professional blogger :)

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  23. Hi Deepak, I must say you have covered an enormous amount of ground in this blog; you have enough for at least several blogs. As a male blogger of 76 years, married to the same woman for 56 years, I must admit that women can multi-task and multi-think faster than males and see angles and possibilities far beyond what we poor males can envision. I would only suggest you make your blog posts much shorter and explore each aspect above in a little detail. Also, heed the advise of your female viewers! My best.

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  24. Deepak this was a good analysis! I tend to agree with Saru that it is only the meat that bring the vultures and with grain and chaff you get small birds to peck:)

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  25. @Rahul Bhatia haha MEAN,VULTURES AND CHAFF :) thanks a ton for your visit sir !

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  26. @COUNT SNEAKY Thanks for your visit and happpy for your suggestion :)
    keep visiting !

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  27. Deepak, great analysis I must say.This male female is something that everyone enjoys, yet I feel there is little to take home from these debates.It is difficult to generalize things actually.

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  28. wonderful post, i loved it.. :P ( inspired by your point no.4 (male) ego factor) :):)

    seriously, I liked your analysis and interesting way of putting that ! :)

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  29. Well said man!!! Good observation.I never knew ladies are such wonderful bloggers!!!

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  30. Wonderful and witty post :)
    Great observation, Deepak and put in amazing way
    ...three cheers

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  31. Wow...You analyzed and deeply observed everything...Good post :)

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  32. Great job deepak .. the best part is you've managed to keep everyone happy .. Smart boy!!

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  33. i somehow agree with you it's really difficult for women to defeat men when it comes to humor or photography or maths, but, that's again a personal point of view..no offense meant to womanhood!!!

    i liked the post!!!

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  34. niicee :D ^__^ I usaully don't find time to read articles :P , barely get time to think n write something up :P :D but seeing the topic thought of checking it out :D \m/ kinda true there :P :D nice 1 bro :D \m/

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  35. Deepak, i found myself laughing along at so many places! :D very entertaining, laid-back and quirky.. Loved it, especially since it's a world apart from my serious demeanor... I like your style! :) Cool blog, and you're spot on right about women who visit a guy's blog only after you visit theirs! (For example, me visiting yours) :D Hehe, just kidding. Keep up the good work, and thanks for lightening the mood.. :)

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  36. Deepak i hope you really mean what u say about women"s superiority in at least certain areas.I have noticed420 written after your name at the top of the post...dont worry,just kidding the kidblogger!!!

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  37. wonderful write up....must hav done lot of homework for this post.....liked the way you have figured out things here with humour in between.....

    but one thing you should agree that most of us(including you) visit any blog for its content without even bothering what is the gender of that particular blogger......

    sharing link on facebook...:))

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  38. @Sanchitha Seshadri glad that this post made few ppl to laugh :)
    keep visiting !

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  39. Your analysis is really good! And yeah, men rock when it comes to humor and photography. And all those nice things which you have mentioned about women bloggers are actually true!(Am telling this not because am a teen girl!) Good post, keep blogging!:)

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  40. I agree to most of the points and I should this is one of the best posts I have read from you..Just makes me feel I should subscribe for the posts,..and guess what i just did....:-) LOL

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  41. Hi Deepak
    This is an interesting analysis- funny but true to some extent I guess! Communication is a skill that we develop over time. There is no gender bias to it. It is society that shapes that so both men and women behave in a particular way as society has shaped them...
    Please visit my blog and read the LONG stories some time ( LOL!).

    Meera

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  42. i agree the fans the media everyone expects too much from the cricket team,cmon yar a few defeats and people forget that this is the tem that got us the world cup after so many years..good post

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  43. @meeratalesi am following you already :) no need to mention or invite :) thanks for the visit mam :)

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  44. @alka narula alka, i think you have commented wrongly :) anyhow thanks for your views and visit :)

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  45. @zradarseeing you here after a long time :)
    keep visiting and thanks a ton

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  46. waaah waah lots of tariff for womens bloggers ..shud i applaud ..
    anyways good one

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  47. yu've taken a lotta rish hea :P must say :P great post again :) loved reading :)

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  48. Hi there,
    Your post is great and indeed very true :) I do agree with your thoughts and loved it :) Humor... huh.. you guys are really good at it i must agree :)

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  49. Great job... liked the way u have put in the comparisons.. :)

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  50. Good work..i really liked the way u added humor and the real fact in between..
    Well am a beginner..learning the way u present it..

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  51. Unmaiya puttu puttu vachiteenga !! Awesome writeup !!

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  52. You write too fast. Your number of posts can be expressed in posts per second!

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  53. Haha, funny! I agree with most of your points (esp the ones where you praise female bloggers). But hey, here's a female blogger who visited your blog first, and also writes funny blogs! I guess exceptions are always there huh? :)

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Thanks a Ton for your words :) Keep visiting :)